"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you."
When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'did you get home safe'
'i can't wait to eat your ass'
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”