So I was walking pass the Sprint store and
- Kevin: hi, I was wondering if you have Sprint?
- Me: no I don't
- Kevin: oh, that's alright. But you have a cute smile! If you change your mind and want to switch services here's my number.
- Me: wait, do you even work at Sprint?
- Kevin: no...
- Me: HAHAHA oh my god, just because that was really smooth I'll give you a call later
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*